I never thought I’d have to say what I’m about to say.
I was outshopped this weekend. By my boyfriend. I can just see my mom sitting at the dining room table, reading this on her laptop and shaking her head in dismay (Where did I go wrong!?).
You see, Phil and I spent a weekend in Florence, Italy, home of some of the world’s best gelato and a little sculpture of David by some guy named Michelangelo.
But more importantly, Florence is famous for its leather.
Every girl I know studying in Italy has made the pilgrimage to Florence at some point to pick out the leather bag. It’s more about the experience, really. You head to one of the city’s markets, pretend to be disinterested in a bag that you would really die to have, and hope one of the seedy vendors stops smoking long enough to tell you his “very good price for the pretty American girl.”
I purchased my bag quickly, hoping to spare Phil the pain of hours of mind-numbing decision making (black or brown? long or short straps? buckles? zippers? cell phone pocket!?).
Little did I know.
Phil started small, making an oh-so-practical boy purchase — a black leather belt. Then he went for the shoes (in all fairness, he’d been talking about getting shoes of this variety for quite some time). But then we met Mario.
After casually stopping to window shop at one of Florence’s countless leather stores, the small, flamboyant Italian salesman suddenly appeared.
“Ciao! Hola! Hello! Guten tag!” he said with uninhibited excitement. “What language you like?”
He ignored our stuttering claims that we weren’t seriously looking for a purchase, and waved us inside the store. Slightly amused and curious, we followed. We exchanged the typical pleasantries, which led Mario to excitedly introduce “Phil from Chicago!” to every other employee in the store.
“Phil from Chicago!” was immediately ushered to the back of the store, where Mario was already ripping a coat off some poor, abused mannequin. Phil humored Mario, putting on the light brown coat adorned with more pockets, buttons and flaps than were necessary for a man from the south side of Chicago. Seeing his hesitation (especially once Phil was informed of the 1,000 Euro price tag), Mario quickly led us upstairs.
After some confusion about sizes (“I’m sorry to say, Phil, but you are very tall man.“), Mario finally found The Coat.
Mario, as well as two other store employees who had come to enjoy the show, assured Phil that he could get The Coat for a “very good price.” Phil continued to barter, feeding the employees a touching recent-college-grad-sob-story while I sat with our already accumulated bags (talk about role reversal).
They offered him a lower price if he paid cash (“You need ATM? I take! I take!”) and demonstrated the coat’s quality (“I bend, I twist, I stab, you see…it does nothing!”). But for 260 Euro, Phil wasn’t taking the bait.
We began walking out of the store, away from the ever-entertaining Mario and, of course, The Coat. But Mario, not to be defeated, had Phil try on the coat just one more time.
As I sat and made conversation with another salesgirl, Mario was busy whispering sweet nothings about credit cards and lower monetary offers in Phil’s ear. And finally, much to my surprise, Mario, Phil and the store manager were celebrating, ripping the tags off The Coat.
We spent the rest of our time in Florence enveloped in that new leather smell.
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By the way, not all of our time in Florence was spent searching for leather deals. Here’s a quick overview of the rest of our time in this Renaissance city:

Ponte Vecchio: This bridge is famous for two reasons. First, it's currently completely lined with incredible jewelry shops, but it used to be home to the city's butcher district. Second, it was the only Florentine bridge not destroyed by the Nazis in WWII.

Piazzalo Michelangelo: It's a hefty climb up, but the view from here is incredible!

Accademia Gallery: Yes, there are things in here besides the David. But honestly, who can pay attention to them?

The infamous Duomo of Florence.
Phil and I also took an amazingly tasty walking tour put together by the How to Tour Italy Project. Seriously, it was some of the best gelato of my life. And my panino? Fabulous. Check it out here.